back to the big dog walk

If the dogs were the stakeholders empowered to determine the route of the Oregon Humane Society Doggie Dash:

DOG #1: So, at Yamhill and Morrison we will suddenly turn and walk briskly in the opposite direction. DOG #2: No, no, that's where we shove our noses into an inexplicable hole in the pavement, sniff like crazy, and refuse to move for several minutes.